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The good Lord didnt create anything without a purpose but mosquitoes come close. Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered Phyllis Diller. It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

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I was going to have a disease named after me. I dont have to trust a human to show me they have and will fall short. I pray not wish.

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He walks on water. Its funny how good memories can make you cry its funny how forever never seems to last its funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past its funny how friends can just leave when youre down its funny how when you need. So far so good.

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